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英網(wǎng)站公布?xì)g樂(lè)答題 令老師哭笑不得
Funniest exam answers become internet sensation

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英網(wǎng)站公布?xì)g樂(lè)答題 令老師哭笑不得

Website called funnyexam.com offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen.(www.funnyexam.com)

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Website called funnyexam.com offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen.

Teachers from the US and UK are posting the best real exam answers from the pupils they teach on the website www.funnyexam.com.

The students may have got an E in their tests but they've been creating chortles on the internet since the site was created.

Many of the answers range from the disturbing to the crude and the naive to the ridiculous. There are hundreds to choose from. Some of the funniest are in a slideshow above.

Funny and rude drawings, intentional or not, feature regularly on the site, as do lines directed to teacher, such as "I know I'm going to fail this" or a drawing of a snoring pupil.

Some of the examples are from detention slips or appraisal forms. One boy in particular received a punishment slip for dressing up as Superman.

Another pupil gives the meaning of a hermaphodite as "Lady Gaga".

Often the students will draw animals such as bears or walruses in a bid to distract from being unable to answer the question.

Readers can judge and rate which answer they find funniest. An impressive but slightly disturbing cartoon strip about abstinence is the most popular example at the time of writing.

The teacher marks the piece with the comment "I've arranged a meeting with your guidance counsellor".

(Read by Lee Hannon. Lee Hannon is a journalist at the China Daily Website.)

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網(wǎng)站funnyexam.com給教師們提供了一個(gè)歡樂(lè)的試題答案版,大家可以把見(jiàn)過(guò)的最搞笑的試題答案公布到這里。

英美兩國(guó)的老師把自己教的小學(xué)生的“最佳”真實(shí)考試答案公布在這里。

學(xué)生們也許考試成績(jī)只得了E,但是自從該網(wǎng)站成立后,他們就在網(wǎng)上為大家?guī)?lái)了笑聲。

這些答案要么讓人哭笑不得,要么無(wú)禮,還有一些非常幼稚可笑。網(wǎng)站上有數(shù)百條答案可供大家選擇,并用幻燈片放映的形式在網(wǎng)站上方播放一些最有趣的答案。

不管是不是故意,有趣的和無(wú)禮的胡寫亂畫的答案最經(jīng)常出現(xiàn)在網(wǎng)站上,而且詞語(yǔ)經(jīng)常直指老師,比如“我知道我考不及格”,或者畫一個(gè)正在打鼾的小學(xué)生。

一些例子來(lái)自扣押?jiǎn)位蛘咴u(píng)估表格。有個(gè)男孩收到了一份處罰單,原因是他打扮成超人。

另一個(gè)小學(xué)生說(shuō),雌雄通體的含義是Lady Gaga。

學(xué)生們經(jīng)常會(huì)畫熊或者海象,以便讓老師從學(xué)生不能解答問(wèn)題中轉(zhuǎn)移視線。

讀者可以判斷并評(píng)價(jià)哪個(gè)答案最有趣。截至發(fā)稿時(shí),一個(gè)有關(guān)禁欲的卡通漫畫最受歡迎。這個(gè)漫畫給人印象深刻,但有些令人哭笑不得。

老師評(píng)分時(shí)在下面寫道:“我已經(jīng)約見(jiàn)了你的輔導(dǎo)員。”

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Vocabulary:

chortles: 哈哈大笑,開心地笑

hermaphodite: 雌雄同體

walrus: 海象

abstinence: 節(jié)制,禁欲

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